Do you know what the #1 Movie in America is? Yup you guessed it, TAKERS. Grand Hustle Films first project went #1 first weekend out. Even more surprising is that Morris Chestnut and Chris Brown (also starring in the movie) are Executive Producers of the film as well. This was a major deal for Cinema lovers.

 

But, I had a run in with the one thing that kills black films on my way to see the movie. I received a paper ticket. Yes, I did have free movie passes, but that’s beside the point. I have never received a paper ticket for a movie unless the system was down. So I politely went back to the box office at the theatre and said, “Sir, I received a paper ticket.” The reply I received was, “Yes, you did!”

 

Anyone paying attention to the big picture here and not the movie? Paper tickets don’t report to the box office. Neither does the wrong ticket. So when I went to them and asked them about it, they looked at me like I didn’t know what I was talking about. Like I was Chicken George or Can’t Get Right! Keep ya eyes on those theatres b/c they will prevent a lot of films from going #1 and this is why a recount had to be completed to ensure that they received their spot on top of this weekends film ratings.

Anyone had that happen to them?

        

A Work In Progress…

with Kim Jackson

Some time ago, I proposed the idea of warning labels on people as a way to caution potential suitors about the mess they may be getting themselves into. Well, let me introduce you to www.theexspillsit.com !

That’s right…now you can get the information that your $39.95 won’t tell you! So what, you now know where his or her mother lives! Big friggin’ deal, you know his or her previous addresses! Who gives a flying puck, you now know if they were ever arrested and their credit score! Guess what you get for FREE with www.theexspillsit.com ? Information tailored to your search of your potential mate!

Women:

• How many children does he REALLY have?
• On that same token…how many babies mommas’?
• Has he cheated in his previous relationships?
• Does he like to cross dress?
• Is he on the DL?
• He may appear normal, but IS he?
  • Has he ever stalked someone?
  • Does he suffer from Narcissistic Personality Disorder?

That’s right! Just type in his name, date of birth, and location and you will receive every bit of information contributed to help you make a decision on whether or not to move forward with him or without him! All the information you needed and guess where this wealth of information comes from? His ex! That’s right! And not just his last ex; we’re talking his ex before his ex before his ex…it doesn’t matter how many. If they can supply proven information; then we got them all. That’s right; I said proven. No harboring grudges and giving false information here. We let them save that for their status updates on Facebook!

Men, don’t think we forgot about you! That lovely lady you’re seeing? She’s cute, but what’s really going on there? You know that saying…momma’s baby; daddy’s maybe.

• Has she ever been on Maury?
• Who’s REALLY the father?
• Is she really insecure or is she just plain crazy?
• Is she a gold digger?
• Does she have a girlfriend?

That’s right! Anything you want to know that is not public information…until now. Let www.theexspillsit.com be there for you! Have they ever stolen something from their mother? What’s the real reason behind them not talking to their sister? Are they habitual liars? What is their cheating ratio? Are they closet crackheads?

Get the information you need today!

*Warning: This product should be used prior to any horizontal mambo to prevent confusion within the consumer’s mind. Consumer misuse and stealing of my idea will result in fierce physical legal action…I will have my lawyer come to your house, beat your ***, and then sue you.

        

        

        

Back again! October 8 and 9,

Porter Sanford Performing Arts Center!

Decatur Ga

        

Friday Morning Gripes...
By UPH

1.  I'll start believing that the church is keeping black women single when nightclubs become a reputable place to find their future husbands.  Now, how is that working for you?? 

2.  All men do not cheat.  Actually most men do not cheat...only just the ones that you pick.

3.  Who cares if you don't want to see 'Takers' because Chris Brown is starring in the movie?  I do not support violence or domestic abuse...Nor, am I a person to hold a grudge or withhold forgiveness.  Funny thing is that people are super critical of celebrities but, over look the grimey actions of their own relatives.  Quit harboring criminals in your family!

4.  People in the U.S are split over the construction of a mosque near "ground zero"… But, do you think that a Christian pastor would be issued a building permit in Mecca?  I’m just saying...

5.  Why is Wyclef recording a song about the official that rejected his candidacy?  C'mon son...just walk away gracefully and keep from digging yourself into a deeper hole.

6.  How does Kimora Lee Simmons get fired from the company that she basically built?  I'm just saying...

7.  "Y'all need to hide ya kidz, hide yo wife, and hide ya husband cuz they rapin' errbody out here."  Now, do you really think that it is appropriate for the DEA to start hiring people that can translate "Ebonics"?

        

The Message from the Founder

As founder of The Merge, I invite you to attend The Merge Summit, a focused two days of instruction and practical sessions designed to be participatory. The Merge Summit LA 2009 marked the beginning of the The Merge Summit series, and we will continue to fulfill the mission with The Merge Summit 2010, which returns to Los Angeles, August 26-28, 2010.

My vision is to merge the sacred and the secular, bridging the gap between ministry and entertainment. The Summit is designed to bring together talented men and women of faith who aspire to enter the field of arts and media with the heart to impact Hollywood. As an attendee you will choose from 12 well-crafted sessions that will provide you the opportunity to work closely with the industry’s best.

I encourage you to take part in this event and desire that you walk away with information that will inspire and spark action in your future endeavors. I look forward to seeing you at The Merge Summit LA!

Merging Ministry & Entertainment,
Holly Carter, D.Min
Founder/Chairperson

        

        

Part 1 of UPH Un-cut series...  Check it out!