Kentucky Man Claims God Told Him To Steal Car
VIA: Associated Press

(AP)- Police said a man who smashed a window at a car dealership claimed he was following a higher calling. Police said a 36-year-old man was collared by a security guard at Freedom Dodge before he could get inside the showroom. WLEX-TV reported the man told the guard that God wanted him to steal a Dodge Charger.

(UPH)-- Yeah, somebody told you to steal this car alright but, it wasn't God.  Lol, this is the one time that he would have been permitted to say that "the devil made me do it." 

(AP) When police arrived, the suspect initially told them his name was “Seven.”
The man faces charges including criminal mischief.

(UPH)-- This dude is straight "Rotchie" for this move!  For this crap, he gets the Rotchie Award of the week. 

(By slang definition a "Rotchie" is someone that is annoying, lazy, ignorant, a buffoon, or just a misfit to society.)