(UPH) - Early Tuesday morning some "rotchies" decided that they would smash in the front of a CVS with a stolen truck.  Now their intentions were to get the ATM near the front of the store.  But, low and behold they were too dumb to think out their heist and ended up leaving the ATM behind. 

You would've thought they have seen the movie "Barbershop" and talked their stupid selves out of this act of botchery. 



Some of you may not be concern since you are getting used to hearing about all of the "smash and grabs" that have occurred over the past few months. 

But, I just happen to be generous enough to list 4 ways how "rotchieness" affects us all...

Higher Insurance premiums
that business now has to pay higher premiums because it's now considered a high risk for theft.  In other words, your "rotchie cousins" will probably try to hit up CVS again.

Higher prices
that business now has to cunningly pass their insurance costs back to the customer (YOU).  When you are complaining about high prices in the future just think about how your "rotchie cousins" contributed.

Loss of sales /business
a customer may think twice about getting out of their car once they set sight on a wall opening that the "Incredible Hulk" appeared to run through...

Loss of jobs
low sales from the lack of business would cause your other cousin (who just happens to work on the inside) to lose their job.  Now you will have an answer for them when they say, "Man, I don't know why they let me go."





(By slang definition a "Rotchie" is someone that is annoying, lazy, ignorant, a buffoon, or just a misfit to society.)