My Love Handles Saved My Life

ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. — A Florida woman says her love handles saved her life when she was shot entering an Atlantic City bar.

Samantha Lynn Frazier says she heard two pops when she walked into Herman's Place early Saturday. The 35-year-old then felt pain and saw blood on her hand after she grabbed her left side.

Atlantic City police say Frazier was an innocent bystander. Detective Lt. Charles Love says the gunman was aiming for a man who escaped with a bullet hole in his down jacket.

Frazier said:  I'd been hollering how I want to lose weight... I don't want to lose weight anymore. I want to be as big as I can if it's going to stop a bullet. 

(UPH) - Ok, stop the presses...  That statement by Frazier is borderline "rotchie".  Does she really think that her fat stopped her from dying?  I'm appalled that she believes that getting bigger will ensure her longevity of life.  This reminds me of a similar story where a lady's hair weave prevented a bullet from penetrating her head.  It's amazing how people fail to acknowledge the favor that God has graced them with.