This Week in Ignorance

I have seen ignorant things in my time; but this week probably took the cake. Here are my ignorant tidbits for this week.

Lebron wins 2nd Straight MVP



YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Go Cavs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KING JAMES!!!!!!!!!

So, can anyone tell me why all of his teammates look like they just got out of jail? Isn't this an Awards Cermony? No suits or ties (outside of Lebron) and Mom isn’t around. One teammate has a button down shirt on. All of the rest look like Lebron just bailed them out (literally) and came to celebrate on their joyous occasion.

See Prison Pose below:



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Are you kidding me? C'mon, you can't be serious. These guys dress better for games! This is an awards ceremony people. And you're all on stage as if we're oblivious to how you look. Way to set an example for a young man wanting to be the next Lebron James. How's about showing some class and not letting the world know that the stereotypes just may be true after all?

Let's break it down even further shall we? Players' salaries for the 2010 season who attended awards ceremony are as follows:


Lebron James (only suited player) : $15,779,912

Jamario Moon (prison pose): $3,000,000

Delante West (Camera in hand) : $4,254,250

Mo Williams (ball cap near left) : $8,860,000

Daniel "Boobie" Gibson (dark sweatsuit on right. LeBron's play kid brother, and Keyshia Cole's new baby daddy): $4,088,500

Shaquille O’Neal (was in attendance, but not in this particular pic) : $21,000,000

FYI, Shaq was wearing a printed T-Shirt and jeans. He's Shaq, he can do it.


Not one player found it ok to wear even a button down? Put that many millionaires in one room at any Awards Ceremony and see if you can find a T-Shirt. This was the worst thing I think I saw this week.

Well, I lied! Here is the top piece of Ignorance I saw this week.







Most Ignorant of all, is that he called home first to ask permission and did it anyway. I bet no one else will run on a field, ballpark, or even parking lot in Philly again! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

IGNORANT.

Ok, back to the playoffs. Did anybody see Dwyane Wade's Performance last week?







He was talking to his hand. WOW!


This Just in: Atlanta Hawks, Game 1 between you and the Orlando Magic starts at 8pm Tuesday Night.


When you got that phone call, you could've at least responded to the message and told the Magic that you weren't going to show up. They wasted everybody's time. Even the coach didn't know who he had left on the bench that wanted to play. I think he needs a Herm Edwards speech for the team.






Serena Williams
has revealed that she almost suffocated when she and Venus tried the dangerous antic -  but admits she's glad they didn't go for the washer!

"One time when I was super young, Venus and I decided that we would like to feel what it's like to be in the dryer," Serena recalled to the Miami Herald newspaper. "She put me in the dryer, and then our mom came and she was mad at her.

"She got into trouble and I was suffocating. I'm just glad we didn't go for the washer.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You have to love ignorant children!

 

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  • 5/6/2010 9:45 AM winston wrote:
    actually... another idiot ran on the field in philly. THE NEXT DAY.

    i loved dwyane wade's Magical Talking Hand of Fury. i can't wait to see him on the knicks next year.
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