More Monday Morning Gripes...
By UPH

1.   Don't you just hate when people take pride in coming to work early but, they spend at least half an hour making coffee and socializing?  You might as well just come in late like I do.  Heck...most of the time these people are only checking to see who else is in so; they can gloat on their personal victory.  Besides, I should get credit for starting my work immediately after I arrive.


2.   If the Christian church is suppose to be one body under Christ, why do people get bent out of shape about the size of each other's church?  If anything, we should refrain from taking ownership of these buildings because it creates division.  The next time someone asks you how many members that your church has you should reply with 2.1 billion.  Besides, what if Jesus decided that his blood only covers churches with a maximum of 200 members??  

3.   Recently, Georgia passed a law to prevent drivers from texting... But, I be darned if I get pulled over for using my crackberry to check my twitter updates.  "Mr. officer I was actually checking not texting..."  I'm just saying...If I'm going to be late for work, I might as well check the internet on my way in.