with Kim Jackson


WOMEN:

* At what point in your life will you realize that
people can see that you are just walking the walk and that
the 'friend' that you swear is your girl…you really want to
be there if she ever falls down a flight of stairs?

* If you and your husband have 'side' partners, please
keep your relationship advice to yourself. I mean…SERIOUSLY.

* I understand that some women need help. You want hair
down your back, you get a weave. That's your style; it
doesn't bother me. But seriously, and I say this with
love…if I can see your lashes hanging…I KNOW you can too.
Get some more glue sweetie or take them off.

* If you're portraying yourself as the other half of a
happily married couple…please stop panting after every man
that you think is even remotely cute. It's like watching and
listening to a Chihuahua bark at the mailman. Your truth is
showing…so sit down and close your mouth.



MEN:

* Fine, we get it…rejection can hurt. But, when you're
the violator in a relationship and a women leaves you…
calling 100 times a day will not make her come back. Guess
you know by now…ain't no fun when the rabbit got the gun.

* If it's not game day, you're over thirty, and you're
not a widely recognized rap artist…please, for the love of
God…take off the jersey.

* Yes, your cologne smells nice…but not when you bathe
in it.

* When you meet a woman and she tells you that, yes, she
does have a boyfriend…you're next line should be…okay, have
a nice day. Not, are you happy? Not, well if you change your
mind. The hint was her saying that she had a boyfriend.

* If you're still wearing your pants under your behind
and you've heard/read/been told repeatedly what that fashion
statement REALLY means…ugh, just forget it. Ignorance isn't
bliss…it's just ignorant.



MARRIED COUPLES:

* An open marriage is cheating…you're going to hell.




(Whew…I feel better now…how's your day going?)