A Work In Progress…

with Kim Jackson

Some time ago, I proposed the idea of warning labels on people as a way to caution potential suitors about the mess they may be getting themselves into. Well, let me introduce you to www.theexspillsit.com !

That’s right…now you can get the information that your $39.95 won’t tell you! So what, you now know where his or her mother lives! Big friggin’ deal, you know his or her previous addresses! Who gives a flying puck, you now know if they were ever arrested and their credit score! Guess what you get for FREE with www.theexspillsit.com ? Information tailored to your search of your potential mate!

Women:

• How many children does he REALLY have?
• On that same token…how many babies mommas’?
• Has he cheated in his previous relationships?
• Does he like to cross dress?
• Is he on the DL?
• He may appear normal, but IS he?
  • Has he ever stalked someone?
  • Does he suffer from Narcissistic Personality Disorder?

That’s right! Just type in his name, date of birth, and location and you will receive every bit of information contributed to help you make a decision on whether or not to move forward with him or without him! All the information you needed and guess where this wealth of information comes from? His ex! That’s right! And not just his last ex; we’re talking his ex before his ex before his ex…it doesn’t matter how many. If they can supply proven information; then we got them all. That’s right; I said proven. No harboring grudges and giving false information here. We let them save that for their status updates on Facebook!

Men, don’t think we forgot about you! That lovely lady you’re seeing? She’s cute, but what’s really going on there? You know that saying…momma’s baby; daddy’s maybe.

• Has she ever been on Maury?
• Who’s REALLY the father?
• Is she really insecure or is she just plain crazy?
• Is she a gold digger?
• Does she have a girlfriend?

That’s right! Anything you want to know that is not public information…until now. Let www.theexspillsit.com be there for you! Have they ever stolen something from their mother? What’s the real reason behind them not talking to their sister? Are they habitual liars? What is their cheating ratio? Are they closet crackheads?

Get the information you need today!

*Warning: This product should be used prior to any horizontal mambo to prevent confusion within the consumer’s mind. Consumer misuse and stealing of my idea will result in fierce physical legal action…I will have my lawyer come to your house, beat your ***, and then sue you.