By Kim Jackson

Some things MUST be said:

1. If you are having an argument with your wife on the phone while driving your car; do not get upset when people stare at you. Just roll your window up and avoid the snickers and stares.

2. Yes, it’s getting a bit chilly outside…it’s Autumn…it’s to be expected. But putting a winter coat on your child while they are still wearing shorts is not protecting them from the elements.

3. I still do not have an answer to my question…why do men still try to give you their number when you tell them that you have a boyfriend and you live together? Nevermind that it was a lie. It’s better than saying, “Get away from me you perv and quit staring at my chest!!”

4. Do people really think that somebody won’t get ghetto in a corporate setting if they’re pushed enough? If I tell you not to touch me…dude…FOR REAL…DO NOT TOUCH ME. We’re not cool like that and I will knock you out…rub my shoulder again and watch what happens.

5. And finally a Mother Coalition needs to be created. When you see a child misbehaving and a breeder with a nonchalant attitude nearby; there should be a 1-800 number to call a Momma, Ma, Grandma, Nanna, or Mu’Dear with a belt in hand to thrash BOTH of them. There is no way…I repeat, NO WAY…that my child would have been outside running around at 1:30 IN THE MORNING. And I’m talking elementary school aged children…forget child protective services…go get me a switch off that tree!