F.M.G. (Friday Morning Gripes)



By Kim Jackson

Being on the road for the holidays and coming back has given me some road gripes.

*   Don’t text while driving. No rolling stops. Fine, I get it; obey traffic laws. But, where is the law that says you can’t drive the speed limit when there is a police car beside you?! C’MON! If you can’t do 35 mph because you or your car is illegal in ANY way…then get off the daggone road!

*  I need a truck driver to be honest with me. You guys like to play with us non-truckers on the road, don’t you? When you have 6 trucks taking turns to pass the pack, causing a traffic jam on a two lane road…it’s obvious and you suck.

*  Rubber neck. Gawker. Accident stalker. You know…traffic would move a lot smoother if you just mind YOUR business and keep it moving. I’m just saying.

*  Just a little FYI drivers. When you ride the trunk of someone in an attempt to make them move faster or out of the way…you might want to make sure that there isn’t a car in front of them or on the side of them. Is that sinking into your grey matter? If the driver is blocked in there is no where to go…quit being an a**; your flashing headlights mean nothing.

*  It does not become road rage until the other drivers start ticking me off!!

(Inhaling and exhaling deeply)

I’m better now.

 

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