Don’t you just hate when people text you to call them? Let’s figure this out. C, A, L, L, M, E, and (SEND). You are pushing more buttons to send the text than to just hit the call button on a contact name. Another thing…why are you sending me a text in the middle of the day talking about call you anyway? If you know that I have a 9 – 5, why not just say, “Call me when you get off work?”. Because if it was really THAT important, then you WOULD call. I know you’re saying, Kim…calm down, it’s not that serious. Maybe not, but I’m really beginning to feel like some people should not be allowed to have cell phones. Make it like a gun permit.

• Will you be using this phone to harass people daily? Circle YES or NO
• If YES, has this person told you to stop calling them? Circle YES or NO

• Will you be using this phone to send text messages to ask someone to call you? Circle YES or NO
• If YES, when you receive this call, will you be looking at the number on your display screen like an idiot because they called you from a different number? Circle YES or NO

• Will you be using this phone to send inspirational or spiritual messages? Circle YES or NO
• If YES, have you been called negative, brash, vulgar, or a heathen in the last three months? Circle YES or NO

If you have answered yes to any of the above question and yes to the follow up question, we are sorry, but your application for cell phone service has been denied. You are a potential security risk upon society and we possibly are saving your life, sparing your feelings, or saving you from a stint in the joint for aggravated stalking. Please check back in 90 days.

Like I said...just a thought.

-Kim Jackson